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Hey Guys, This is Archie Immature N.

Yea, Since I am so immature, I am going to stop this "mature" argument which Aakash Mature D. has continued till now. Feel free to suggest any new ideas/topics for this blog !

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PS. 1000 lb. ? Be realistic Mr. Mature !!!

PPS. Jay is not gay guys.. =p

Lonely in the Crowd

well thanks for stealing the pity votes archiee.,. and while i am thanking you why don't i thank you for attacking my choice of girls (which, by the way, you were way off of)... and seeing how you speak from the heart and experiences, what made you think i spoke from dick and wallet? except the content of my blog, it was all from heart... i mean why can't you, archiee, consider that may be some girl broke my heart? stole my kind goodness and soft teddy bearness and ran away? well in hindsight i was never kind and good but you better get my point..

also, you're welcome for the stereotypes.. they are there for a reason and i intend to use them to the fullest extent... i have always fallen for the sweet girls... is it my fault they turn out to be unsweet or that i get stuck on the "friend" step? why would you even attack my choice of girls if you do not know anything about it? thats like saying that blondes are stupid without knowing them.. of course that was a bad example since blondes have been proven stupid.. take that with a pinch of humour all blondes out there..

i have long accepted that all girls are more mature than boys... and then i met archie.. so now i have accepted that most girls are more mature than boys... personally i would say that girls are perfect.. but the signs of their imperfections glaring at me in the face won't let me.. sheila says that eating disorders are to impress men? well since we are speaking for ourselves, i do not want my girlfriend to be a stick figure goddammit! and speaking for guys.. we do not want someone whose bones would crack when we gave them a bear hug.. or someone who needs a tattoo on their forehead that says "delicate, handle with care.. do not drop or do anything to it.. keep safe distance"! but you can not expect a guy with tom cruise looks to fall for a 1000 lbs. girl... neither can we expect a girl with drew barrymore looks to fall for a slob... everyone is superficial to a certain extent.. the reason i feel that girls are broken more than guys, is because they have loftier dreams.. guys, on the other hand, know that there are certain lines beyond which they will be hurt.. so they hardly venture there.. a classic example to prove this point would be the novel She's Come Undone by Wally Lamb.. it seems to be a story written by a feminist but it depicts the lofty dreams perfectly...

and as for sahar's saying, think about it, can't the same be said for girls? and as i have already said, girls epitomise hypocrisy... plus your once-in-a-month mood swings have changed many lives!!! for example my friend jay was a victim.. now he is gay.. another friend of mine is afraid of his girl-friend and counts down days on a calendar... LOL i joke.. well as you said that you could go on forever.. i say the same.. jay says the same.. but since i said it... we're prolly wrong :p.. and i know this has not been one of my best comebacks.. but afterall a broken heart can only say so much before the tears start flowing........................................ :'(

LOL! and for a humorous take on that visit http://kidinwhitecountry.blogspot.com/2010/03/why-guys-deserve-more.html OR Kid In White Country

Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world (8)

I sound like a complete fool to everybody right now thanks to my amazing blog partner! No, I'm not lesbian, I do not HATE all the guys.. I am speaking only from the heart and the experiences. First off, thank you to all the supporters :) As anonymous said... My point was not to tell everyone that all the guys are jerks, but to tell you that every girl faces these moments where she meets these guys. i'm not trying to prove myself in saying that there is only one perfect guy in the world. I'm only saying that, every girl has one perfect guy...

Also, thanks for bringing out a buncha stereotypes and throwing them against me. let's TALK about expensive restaurants one... I don't know what kind of girls you fall for aakash but We do NOT fall for guys just because they have the money.. oh puh-lease. lET ME SPEAK FOR MYSELF, i MEAN I PERSONALLY DO NOT FALL FOR GUYS JUST because OF THEIR LOOKS AND MONEY. tHATS COMPLETELY STEREOTYPICAL..

i WASN'T TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT GUYS NEED TO BE PERFECT EITHER..LET ME CLARIFY MYSELF.. NOBODY IS PERFECT.. BUT THE KIND OF FLAWS I'M TALKING ABOUT ARE JERKING AROUND WITH GIRLS. aND I HAVE LOOKED OVER FLAWS BUT WHEN IT GETS TO THE POINT WHERE THE FLAWS START TO AFFECT US, THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT...

aND AS SHEILA SAID, EATING DISORDERS ARE ONLY TO IMPRESS MEN, AND THE MEN WHO WANT THE GIRLS WHO LOOK PERFECT. i MEAN WE HAVE NO DAMN CHANCE WITHOUT THE DAMN PERFECT BODY AND LOOKS. AND I KNOW AAKASH WILL NOT AGREE TO THIS, BUT LOOK IT UP.. I BET THIS APPLIES TO ABOUT 98% OF MEN....

i WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND YESTERDAY, SAHAR, AND SHE TOLD ME SOMETHING GREAT to you know help me defend myself. So, guys aren't jerks right? well, they aren't they treat you great, make you feel like you're everything to them, tell you that you're the only one and then in the end....

They decide they don't want us..and kick us out of their lives like nothing happened, talk about hypocrisy..... So all in all, guys aren't always jerks, but when you do all this bullshit..you freakin' prove yourself wrong, like make up your mind....

And hey, I know girls have mood swings, but our mood swings don't happen like the way yours do... aakash might say, we have them once a month, more often than guys, but at least we don't affect your lives forever...

I can go on forever...but I've got to stop..

Yours,

kidgonewild

All - 1 = BULLSHIT!

To start with, that is a very well put theory, on the outset. The deeper you get into it the more flaws you find. Before I EXPOSE these flaws, I will answer Archie's questions. Why do their flaws drive you away? Because you haven't met the right one yet. When you do meet him/her, you will be willing to overlook all their flaws. Why do guys have so many flaws? Well who doesn't have flaws!? I can say the same about girls! Oh wait, I already have on numerous occasions! If girls are stuck up snobbish perfectionists, I can not help it. I am sorry, but I feel I speak for most guys when I say that we have certain flaws and have never expected girls to be perfect either. Heck a robot has flaws too! EVEN GOD HAS FLAWS! HE MADE GIRLS! I really feel I can rest my case with that, but no Archie you are not getting of the hook yet.

The first and foremost flaw of the -1 theory is, what if you best friend gets a boyfriend. Is he a jerk? Well according the the -1 theory, he is. Or, in the event that he is not a jerk, your boyfriend is. Think about it. One guy out of all is not a jerk. According to the theory the girl gets that guy (termed as -1 [pronounced minus 1]), so if your boyfriend is the -1, then your best friend's boyfriend is a big fat jerk. Maybe not big or fat, but a jerk nonetheless.

To counter her theory I can definitely say that all - 1 girls are heartbreakers, but that would be wrong. I mean that would mean my very own sisters who have been there to mend my broken heart would be heartbreakers! Yes I do and always will generalize girls as superficial, but who wouldn't? Statistics show that more girls have eating disorders than guys. Well someone gets Mr. Finger in the wrong opening! HAHA!

All I am saying is that girls shouldn't hate on guys because we are imperfect. As the saying goes, those who live in glass houses should not throw stones at someone else's house. My only question is, why do girls break boys? I mean girls are broken because they have lofty dreams. Think about it. They want a guy who will go to a chick flick instead of a Super Bowl game (personally I would pick a football or cricket game), who will take them to a posh upscale unaffordable restaurant instead of the McDonald's drive-thru. Isn't it the girls who always say that its not what you do, its who you do it with? Wow, talk about hypocrisy! I guess that sentence only applies under certain conditions :( poor me.

I do not even want to know why I am single. I am single because I have my own quirky features and it would take one quirky girl to accept me as her "-1". But there are still so many guys who are broken everyday, who are tossed out of a girl's heart like a used condom on the following morning. Why? Why is that so? Just because we have a tough exterior? Is that why?

Well I would love to see any girl reply to that.. Until then,

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Aakash

Stop tellin' me lies, I ain't believing you no more..

I've always been the easy going school girl crushing on boys and in the end, their flaws drive me away from them. Why does this happen? Why do guys have so many flaws, I mean why can't they be perfect. Why can't they treat girls right!? Why are girls always being broken..

Thats a whole load of questions, that need to be solved. I believe there is only 1 perfect guy in a girls's life. When you're obsessing over a guy in high school, no you have NOT found your perfect boy. According to me ALL guys are jerks out there except this 1 guy. I'm not saying this because I have found somebody perfect, I completely live by what i say, I know i have not find that -1 yet. Here goes my -1 theory or equation..as according to everyone, I'm a nerd ;)

All-1 = Jerk dudes

Live by this formula.. and you should be successful.. my blog partner was there when i presented this theory and he believes that it is the same for girls..he thinks all the girls out there are also, not jerks, but you know heart-breakers..PFFFT!

Aakash shouldn't be talking because, he is the only guy who thinks that, i mean COM'N. Girls are perfect..and hey i could go on..yeenoo...

that's all for todaay..

kidgonewild

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