The first and foremost flaw of the -1 theory is, what if you best friend gets a boyfriend. Is he a jerk? Well according the the -1 theory, he is. Or, in the event that he is not a jerk, your boyfriend is. Think about it. One guy out of all is not a jerk. According to the theory the girl gets that guy (termed as -1 [pronounced minus 1]), so if your boyfriend is the -1, then your best friend's boyfriend is a big fat jerk. Maybe not big or fat, but a jerk nonetheless.
To counter her theory I can definitely say that all - 1 girls are heartbreakers, but that would be wrong. I mean that would mean my very own sisters who have been there to mend my broken heart would be heartbreakers! Yes I do and always will generalize girls as superficial, but who wouldn't? Statistics show that more girls have eating disorders than guys. Well someone gets Mr. Finger in the wrong opening! HAHA!
All I am saying is that girls shouldn't hate on guys because we are imperfect. As the saying goes, those who live in glass houses should not throw stones at someone else's house. My only question is, why do girls break boys? I mean girls are broken because they have lofty dreams. Think about it. They want a guy who will go to a chick flick instead of a Super Bowl game (personally I would pick a football or cricket game), who will take them to a posh upscale unaffordable restaurant instead of the McDonald's drive-thru. Isn't it the girls who always say that its not what you do, its who you do it with? Wow, talk about hypocrisy! I guess that sentence only applies under certain conditions :( poor me.
I do not even want to know why I am single. I am single because I have my own quirky features and it would take one quirky girl to accept me as her "-1". But there are still so many guys who are broken everyday, who are tossed out of a girl's heart like a used condom on the following morning. Why? Why is that so? Just because we have a tough exterior? Is that why?
Well I would love to see any girl reply to that.. Until then,
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Aakash
her point was that every girl/boy has a -1...
ReplyDeletenot that there is only ONE -1 in the whole world...
My dear Aakash,
ReplyDeleteYou said you would love to see a girl reply to this... Here goes:
You would not exist if God hadn't created Girls. So please do NOT call our existence a flaw!!! I'm not saying girls aren't flawed, but u cannot call the creation of a girl/women a flaw! That would just make u a MCP!
You did not understand her theory. As the person before me stated, the "-1" theory does not mean there is only ONE perfect person in the whole world! Can u imagine what a pain that would be! And yes, my best frnds boy friend could be a jerk, but as you yourself stated out, when you find your Mr/Miss Perfect, you are ready to overlook their flaws... There's another mistake in that statement. When people are in love, they don't overlook all the flaws, only some of them. That's when the compromising par comes into a relationship... but that's a whole different story!
You can be wrong bout your sisters you know... We might heal your heart but we sure as hell can break the hearts of other jerks! And don't call women superficial. Men are equally superficial!!! ur stats show that women/girls have eating disorders. Does it state why?? Because of the stupid image MEN have of women! (36-24-36!!!) To keep satisfy your(men) fantasies, women have to go through so much trouble! And once again, I'm going on a different tangent!
As I told Archiee, it works both ways. I guess I can say that men have "lofty dreams" too! Think about it. They want a girl who would go to a Super Bowl/Cricket/Football/any other sport instead of a chick flick/romantic movie during which she could cuddle up with her bf!! They would rather want a girl who would prefer you take them thru a MacD drive-thru (are you serious?!) than a decent restaurant where they could have a nice romantic evening with the person they love!!! A successful relationship requires just 2 ingredients: love and compromise in equal quantities from both the people involved!
I've never met a girl who has said "its not what you do, its who you do it with". But it's true.. and it holds true to the -1 theory.
"there are still so many guys who are broken everyday, who are tossed out of a girl's heart like a used condom on the following morning. Why? Why is that so? Just because we have a tough exterior? Is that why?"
Oh please! I so disagree with this statement! Have you noticed the number of girls being dumped after the guys are done with them? Since you like facts and stats so much, why don't u check the stats for that? Have you noticed that there are so many guys who just want to be in a relationship for the physical part of it?! And you call girls superficial!!
What do you have to say to that??
I agree with the person above but again it works both ways no one is pure as white so I would rather not blame on anyone. We want peace not war.
ReplyDeleteLol Jay the diplomat! ;-P and if u meant me, I'm Sheila...
ReplyDeletelol being a bisexual.
ReplyDeleteI seemed to have encountered both men and women.
Men say whats on there mind. Lots of them tend to be jackasses. Oh, and they hate texting (so don't go around crying about how he didn't reply to your text. Thats lame).
Girls are annoying and like expect you to figure out everything. Lots of them are bitches. And for some reason why are they so clingy? Sure we like you... but we have a life of our own too 8-). And no, you are not allowed to come with us wherever you want.
In conclusion =) believe it or not, its easier to find a decent guy out there compared to a girl.